It’s an 8 hour drive from Talladega, Alabama
to Missouri if you hurry
That’s 35 gallons at five dollars per
I want a cup of coffee and to get outta here
Let’s go to Branson
The communist at the coffee shop asked to see my papers
I’ll open up a boot store in your ass if I see you later
I said it with a smile he couldn’t see
Then he up and asked me to leave
Let’s go to Branson
I-22 is a real long travel
when your truck is stuck tuned to the NPR channel
I’ll leave if you ask, sorry if you misheard
It must be this mask, I said a different word
Let’s go to Branson, Let’s go dancin’
I hear Sleepy Joe on the public radio
but I can’t understand him.
Let’s go to Branson,
let’s go see the Gatlins (There was three of them)
Sleepy Joe is on the public radio
but no one understands him
Let’s go to Branson
Let’s go Brandon
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